Have you ever seen a man, woman, or child who wasn’t eating an egg or just going to eat an egg or just coming away from eating an egg? I tell you, the good old egg is the foundation of daily life. Stop the first man you meet in the street and ask him which he’d sooner lose, his egg or his wife, and see what he says! P.g. Wodehouse
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  1. The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.
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  3. He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.
  4. He had just about enough intelligence to open his mouth when he wanted to eat, but certainly no more.
  5. It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
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